saying “are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?” is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else’s behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.
I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud
“Let’s run off together! Just the two of us! How about we BOTH leave! BOTH escape! Let’s be together forever! I will always save you and always prioritise you and do everything for you and treat you like you’re precious. You’re my only friend.”
Aziraphale: ??????
Aziraphale at every opportunity:
“Touch touch touch touch let’s find a way for him to need to save me so I can see him, let’s eat out, let’s drink; how about I prepare a ball so we can dance together and he can fall for me, how about I read him books about how precious he is, and I will stare at him like he’s the only star every time I see him, I will change heaven for him…”
Gabriel does not know what Beelzebub’s favorite song is. he literally does not even know a secondsong. he heard them say “I like this one” and was like “ok this is the only song forever now bb” he really is THE himbo of all time
